Dear Family,
I am tendering my resignation as head chef and personal shopper. There are only so many times you can hear "I don't like that" before things start feeling personal. So before I loose my cool I hearby announce that Trader Joe's freezer section will take over all duties relating to food preparation. Gone are the home-made beef stews and pasta sauces. Even my homemade pizza received jeers. That night I played around with garam masala? A distant memory. Basil? Boo. Goat cheese? Gag. Cumin? Are you crazy? Ella and Viv your wish is my command. Frostbitten chicken tenders and canned creamed corn are your siren song. I simply cannot compete.
Love,
Mom
p.s. Karma truly is a "b"...so sorry Mom!
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Sarah, I want you to know that their food preferences will greatly improve as they grow older. Who knew that when Pete got to be older he loved sushi among lots of other things, thank goodness. So hang in there, they will love you cooking within ten to twenty years. It is worth the wait. ;-)
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