Squad Car

Don't ask me why, but your Uncle Josh was dubbed "Squad Car" in the mid-eighties. It's been his name, among choice others, for the last twenty-odd years. I wish I could save his phone messages because they are crazy funny. We usually play phone tag because our work hours are exact opposites. But as much as I would love to speak to him live, his messages are a great consolation prize. The other day I get a message about how Snoop Dog does his laundry...with "Blee-atch". You are a complete nut Uncle Josh. We love and miss you.